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The Passion of the Drunk

Jesus, David Letterman and Jay Leno just got six months worth of material...and now there's a report detailing his barely-veiled Jew hatred.

Maybe he found a way to turn water into wine?

God, I hope the Sheriff doesn't hang Mel up on the cross to make an example out of him...

87 m.p.h in a 45 zone? While he was 50% above the legal limit? The judge will crucify him.

Dude, Road Warrior was a movie. Not an instructional video!